Ow,I can already feel the jarring pain in my mouth. I am getting my “wisdom” teeth taken out. Why do we even have them anyway? Do we use them? I guess not, since they are being extracted. I guess evolution has decided that the pain brought on by teeth removal builds character. Well, at least I will get to take painkillers for the hurt. However, there goes the last 5 days of my vacation, which will be wiled away in front of the computer or in bed, seeing as the excrutiating pain will keep my ninja-senses dull (the painkillers will probably help this effect). Updates on the journey through the first level of hell tomorrow.

PS: Timmy is a Human Cannon!

So, lets see, today was a good day; I got a bio test and a math test back; and I aced both. I’m pretty stoked considering that my last bio test was (ugh) and my math tests have been so-so.
Noone else cares.

On another note–I swear I saw Ms. Gontang take a tazer out of her desk to make her hair stay like that.

In CompAP, we finished the silly book A Separate Peace; and a poll was taken. Not only did the book suck, but Finny and Gene most definitely “liked the boys” (literally). Sr. Morgan came back; his baby is fine. He decided to tell us a lame joke. So I thought I might as well throw one out there. This is a collection of jokes gotten off of Laffy Taffy’s (not the rap, the candy).
Why did the farmer bury all his money?

To make his soil rich.

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Because they have good soles.

Why did the reporter go into the icecream shop?

He wanted to get the scoop.

Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn’t appeal to him
More coming soon..

P.S. Want to know why I haven’t lost anything or forgotten anything for around a whole month? Here it is.